derinthemadscientist:

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

Post-apocalypse you will have access to the strongest and highest quality source of new ropemaking material

Con:

Zombies will have something to grab when the dead finally rise

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beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

25 minutes agoarealnativebeaky-peartree 591,792 notes#I actually hate garlic bread
This I want for my birthday

iambambi:

  • A Binder
  • A Trip to New York
  • $1,000,000,000,0000

for a second I thought why would you want a binder

then I looked down my shirt and whispered “oh they mean that one probably”

37 minutes agoarealnativeiambambi 32 notes#me

huffylemon:

Harry Potter text posts

38 minutes agola-baguette-skellyhuffylemon 9,549 notes

cassbones:

zenpencils:

AMY POEHLER: Great people do things before they’re ready

THAT’S SO PRECIOUS

42 minutes agobooimaspoopyghostzenpencils.com 199,374 notes
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mei-chankitty:

idgit-pies-and-puppydogeyes:

lokis-little-wolfie:

jimmynovakancy:

Remember the kid from Dead In The Water? The one who watched his dad die, who didn’t talk? Dean says “no wonder that kid’s so freaked out - watching one of your parents die isn’t something you just get over.” 
Dean colors with the kid, says “I’m thinking you can hear me, you just don’t wanna talk.”
John’s Journal November 16th: “Dean still hardly talks.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT OKAY

NOT COOL.

nononononononononono. No.


HOW DID YOU FIND THATYOUVE HURT AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY THANK YOU

mei-chankitty:

idgit-pies-and-puppydogeyes:

lokis-little-wolfie:

jimmynovakancy:

Remember the kid from Dead In The Water? The one who watched his dad die, who didn’t talk? Dean says “no wonder that kid’s so freaked out - watching one of your parents die isn’t something you just get over.” 

Dean colors with the kid, says “I’m thinking you can hear me, you just don’t wanna talk.”

John’s Journal November 16th: “Dean still hardly talks.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT OKAY

NOT COOL.

nononononononononono. No.

HOW DID YOU FIND THAT

YOUVE HURT AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY THANK YOU

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51 minutes agonerdy-bboym0od 6,656 notes

theboifromvenus:

This is such an amazing, creative and proactive approach towards negativity. I’m re-blogging this as I can be applied to any one’s life and struggle.

52 minutes agor0s3m4rysizvideos 610,556 notes
I forgot about this

I forgot about this

53 minutes ago 1 note#me

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

54 minutes agoun-loved21supernatural-tardis 94,671 notes
t-r-x-y-e-sivan:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

dashcon 2015 looks a lot better than 2014, can’t wait for next year

t-r-x-y-e-sivan:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

dashcon 2015 looks a lot better than 2014, can’t wait for next year

1 hour agoun-loved21funnyandhilarious 340,432 notes

markiplier-reaction-posts:

Trying to point out the cute people to your friend in public like:

image

1 hour agoun-loved21markiplier-reaction-posts 6,717 notes

lmnpnch:

Upcoming comic book movies 2015-2019

1 hour agonerdy-bboylmnpnch 6,673 notes#they made a superbat ship symbol

boohaanigram:

stirfriedawesomesauce:

memewhore:

sizvideos:

Video

Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

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